The Easter WOW Issue

Easter muffins, that is your week to polish! WOW US!

::awkward pause::

Adequate, new plan: 

Proceed heading off eye touch and hope for the most efficient.

Am I seeing issues, or are the ones twist ties protruding of Groucho’s neck?

And are those … mandibles?

HOVER BUN.

Dangle on, I simply discovered my new favourite:

I have no idea what it’s, however I love how you’ll be able to nearly listen it screaming.

Right here comes Peter Cotton’s tail!

YOU SPIT PETER OUT THIS INSTANT!

You simply do not see sufficient anthropomorphic hearth hydrant muffins at the moment.

Am I proper, or am I proper?

And when you’ve ever puzzled what a snooty cat consuming a lemon would seem like:

WONDER NO MORE.

(I am afraid to invite what the ones ears are made from, so let’s simply name them what they appear to be: rawhide pig ears dipped in white chocolate. Thereby making plastic sound a MILLION occasions extra appetizing.)

Now, I do know you may have all been questioning, so I am glad to file that I have after all figured it out:

THIS IS WHAT’S WRONG WITH AMERICA.

Thank you to Barb & Jane, Patrick D., Emily E., Amy T., Erin G., Ted W., Lisa M., & Jennifer S. for uplifting my subsequent band identify: The Amorphous Bunny Blobs. (We will handiest play sock hops, in fact.)

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